I sometimes wonder, if other people sit and think about answers to things that we encounter everyday, that are just...mind bending, strange, not normal, insane, weird, eye-opening, the "ah" moment, or just plain stupid. Here are a few that use to make me think I was not normal, until I realized, I can't figure everything out...
1. Why does every fitness magazine/trainer/website/book etc..tell you to do 12-15 reps of an exercise? Why not 13-16? Is it bad luck, like 13 at dinner?
2. Why when people ask you something let's say, "did you delete my printing from the printer?" and I reply no, do they ask me if I am sure..bugs the living daylights out of me...why ask me if you don't believe me?
3. Your boss telling you that she asked/showed/told you to do something when she clearly did not ...and when you tell her so, throws it back at you like your the one that has an extra hole in your head and your brain escaped from it ...hence, causing you to forget
4. Leggings/Jeggings - why do people think tights are pants?
5. Why when the left side of your neck hurts, it is the right side that is tight?
6. Why did Gossip Girl take a 7 week break??? WTF? the torture is almost over, but still why?
7. When your happy, why can't other people be happy for you? Why must they try to bring you down to the depth of their own personal hell ?
8.When a police man pulls you over for speeding, do they ask you if you knew how fast you were going? If I knew, I wouldn't have been speeding now would I?
9. Why do teenagers walk like that are a corpse from a Tim Burton movie?
10. Why do the slow drivers drive in the left lane? First thing they teach you- slow stick to the right, trucks in the middle lane, and fast drivers in the left...why are your breaking my palle?
11.Why do people ask me if my hair is naturally curly, I have yet to see a perm look like my hair..
12. Why when your six, do you automatically know everything?
13.Why when your 30, do you automatically think you know nothing at all?
14.Why do people laugh at what I say - when I am not even being funny? HAHAHA
15.Why do people ask me if my car is a "family" car? I work, what a dumbass question, but Why?
I have a bunch more - but my new path of thinking, the above is not a statement of complaint , just things that make me want to grab the person and tell them that I didn't get to this point in my life, know what I know, and have done what I did, by lying, cheating, googling it, checking on line, facebook, or waiting for mommy or daddy to get me a job or buy me a car...I got to this blissful point in my life because of hard work , faith and positive thinking..I drive in the fast lane, have naturally curly hair, tights are not pants, you want to be miserable, fine by me.
Remember friends to quote Wayne Dyer ..." the way people treat you is their karma, the way your react is yours .." Very true.
Gossip Girl returns tonight - 7 weeks of waiting are over! Check in with me tomorrow as I start my own recap of the show!
xoxo
BT&HB
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